Speaking as a rather experienced Cheeky Chubby Chic myself I felt the need to lay down a few ground rules for life. First of all Spandex is a tool of Satan used to embarrass the otherwise unaware and well intentioned Chubby Cheeker. It in no way makes us appear “athletic” or keeps those little rolls “firmly in place”. Spanx and spandex bike shorts are NOT the same thing. I think we need to re-asses the need for materials in our wardrobe that with a little adjustment can double as a floatation device or arrow dynamic enhancement for the serious cyclist. It may also be necessary to point out that Richard Simon’s is not a fashionista people. Let it go.